Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Daily Bible Translations for Jesus' Children: Integrity

Not that we have much to show for ourselves but we absolutely have integrity in our bitching.

You shall not steal. – Exodus 20:15

You shall not steal. - If it's on twitter and you didn't think of it, use quotation marks. In any other situation in life (twitter is the only place where virtue matters, right?) don't get caught.

Previous Bible Translations for Jesus' Children
3/24/2011 - Crash Dieting
3/19/2011 - Nightclubs and Bounces
3/18/2011 - Homelessness and Inheritance
3/17/2011 - Kanye West and Winos
3/16/2011 - Drug Dealers
3/15/2011 - The Police

1 comment:

  1. Wait wait here it's still okay to steal gum while waiting in line to pay for my groceries though right?