Saturday, March 19, 2011

Bible Translations for Jesus' Children: Nightclubs and Bouncers

Getting into clubs can be a bitch...

Jesus answered, "I am the way the truth and the life." No one comes to the Father except through me - John 14:6

Jesus answered, - Jesús the bouncer said
“I am the way and the truth and the life.- I'm on a power trip
No one comes - only bribes will get you in
to the Father - to this mediocre club with a shitty D.J.
except through me. - or you can sleep with me.

Previous Bible Translations for Jesus' Children
3/18/2011 - Homelessness and Inheritance
3/17/2011 - Kanye West and Winos
3/16/2011 - Drug Dealers
3/15/2011 - The Police

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