The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”
--Matthew 4:3-4
Obviously this verse is about drug use. Let's break it down...
The tempter: The drug dealer
came to him: Went out of his way to meet his customer
and said,: and either said out loud or sent a text
"If you are the Son of God: If you're not a cop
tell these stones: pay me X amount of money
to become bread": and i will turn your money into drugs
Previous Bible Translations for Jesus' Children...
The Police 03/15/2011
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